Suggest a new shop near where you live to stock Sheep Poo Paper™
Its a familiar story, you're desperate to get hold of Sheep Poo Paper™ products, but currently you have to take a week off work to walk the 273 weary miles to your nearest stockist in the misty mountains of Wales.
WHY oh WHY doesn't your local shop stock Sheep Poo Paper™ you wail to yourself as your feet are blistered on the rocky path to retail satisfaction . . .
But Wait . . ! Why not suggest that shop and see the dawn of a whole new age of Sheepilicious Joy?
And if the shop you suggest stocks Sheep Poo Paper™ then we will send to you that most prized of rewards, the origami Sheep Poo Paper™ lily, folded by our own fair hands, and fragranced with daffodil oil for that authentic Welsh gift feel . . .